Suns vs Trailblazers Game Preview: Back Home to See Admiral Ackbar
It’s a trap! – Admiral Ackbar screamed to the Suns as he watched the Blazers scare the Mavs on National TV while the Suns were opening a premature victory champagne in Houston. Make no mistake,…Read More
Suns vs Blazers Postgame (No Grades)
Nobody played well, that’s the truth. The league leader in FG% settled at 30% from the field, Steve Nash played atrocious basketball, Grant Hill turned into a blackhole and the bench fielded a frontcourt…Read More
Suns vs Blazers Preview
Last time out, the Blazers lost to the Suns by 25 points. Don’t expect a repeat. As the Suns go for a ride to Portland the first time this season, not only are they showing epic slumping abilities (Gortat…Read More
Farewell, Portland…
So I’m a couple days late, but what the hell…just thought I’d wrap up with a few thoughts on the Series That Was (Blazers) before moving ahead to the Series That Is About To Be (Spurs). So…Read More
The (4/28) Quarterly Report (Q4 and beyond!)
So we open the fourth quarter with not one, but two pretty bogus loose-ball-foul calls against the Suns…and Rudy takes advantage with a big 3 to make it a three point game. And Barbosa follows it…Read More
The (4/28) Quarterly Report (Q3)
Ok, I’m watching in a (most excellent) bar, so there’s no sound on the teevee–what…Read More
The (4/28) Quarterly Report (Halftime!)
Pretty sure that was a travel by LMA. Don’t think you’re allowed to roll with the ball. Nice…Read More
The (4/28) Quarterly Report (Q1)
Alright, with a more favorable setup for yer old pal Senor Sun-N-Gun, we open this one looking to see…Read More
Pace And The Way It Did Not At All Factor Into This Series
One of the things that we (and by we I mean me–no wait, I mean all y’all too) talked about…Read More
In Which I Explain Some Things to Blazed
So over the weekend my man Blazed wrote about 8 million words that mostly boiled down to sharing his…Read More
The Quick PostGamer
I’m down to 8% battery! Dear God, hurry the hell up! Here’s the iphone notes from the second half: Suns with the nice start–Nash to STAT, just like it oughta be. And Hill strong…Read More
The Quarterly (Yeah Right!) Report (4/26)
Hey, friends of Sun-N-Gun (and Blazers fans). Sorry your old pal Señor Sun-N-Gun has been in absentia for the last couple days…as I said the other day, I had to take some time off for moving…in…Read More
Portland takes Game 4! (Guest Blogger)
Well, Senor Sun-n-Gun had a domestic duty to attend to today in the land of McCain (it was moving day at the House of Sun-n-Gun!), so I’ve asked Reinwald (unrepentant Portland fan) to guest blog…Read More
The (4/22) Quarterly Report (#3)
I suggest that you never take a stock tip from your old pal Señor Sun-N-Gun. I mean, don’t get me wrong. I’m great at spotting trends. Unfortunately, I’m phenomenal at spotting…Read More
The (4/22) Quarterly Report (Halftime!)
Well, this has been quite a string of quarters. Here are the last six quarter scores: 32-26 31-23 31-19 25-22 34-16 32-21 The Suns slide into the first column on every single one of those quarters. Over…Read More
The (4/22) Quarterly Report (#1)
I hate the NFL Draft. I could care less about the NFL and it’s still completely disrupting my Suns-watching experience (and if you must know, it’s because I am a Broncos fan [and I use fan…Read More
A Morning Dump
The Suns-Blazers series is news all over the InterWebs and elsewhere. Here are a few of the interesting things I’ve seen out there today: ESPN Insiders ought to check out this column Professor…Read More
What Just Happened? (4/20)
My immediate reaction? Wow. That was not the game I expected to see. I mean, here’s what I wrote immediately before the game started, if I may quote myownself: See, I don’t know if the Suns…Read More
The (4/20) Quarterly Report (#3)
Here’s something I missed at halftime…Professor Hollinger pointed out that the only reason the Blazers were still in the game was that their bench was keeping them in it. The Blazer bench was…Read More
The (4/20) Quarterly Report: Halftime!
Well, everything I read on the blogs and the Twitter and what-have-you was that the Suns were seriously disappointed in/furious about/despondent over what seemed to have been extremely poor preparation…Read More





