Well, and there was one. Quarter. Kaboom. Suns-Thunder Game Grades
Marcin Gortat: A+ 28 points. That’s a career high. He also made all the good plays in the 4th quarter, when the rest of the team slipped into a coma. Steve Nash: A Great first half, no assists in…Read More
Phoenix Suns vs Sacramento Kings: Game Grades
Marcin Gortat: A+ A great effort on the boards combined with a solid, efficient shooting night for Marcin. Kudos, as always. Steve Nash: A+ Steve didn’t have his usual night assist wise, but he had…Read More
Suns vs Clippers: Game Grades
Sorry for being late, but once again, I have the unfortunate privilege of having a life. And a bad replacement computer. Now, how did the Suns do Friday? Jared Dudley: A+ Jared woke the offence up in the…Read More
That was a Collapse: Warriors vs Suns Game Grades
It might’ve came in the first quarter, but the Suns did have a monumental collapse. A valiant comeback effort couldn’t cancel it out either. Who was good, who was bad? Well, it was a tale of…Read More
Disaster Averted: Suns vs Wizards Grades
Disaster averted, go back to your daily routines. The Suns didn’t falter on the back end of a back-to-back. Granted, it was against the Wizards, but either way, it’s still all good. Marcin…Read More
The Dudtat Domination: Suns vs Lakers Game Grades
The Suns won against the Lakers. I pinched myself, it’s all true. I don’t know how it happened,…Read More
There and Back Game Grades, Part 1
So, Kobe Bryant murdered the Suns. Again. So predictable… So… So… Predictable. However,…Read More
Never Ever Under Any Circumstance… Trust the Hawks to Lose
The Suns were rolling and then… Well, then the Hawks went zone. The massacre started, the Suns…Read More
So… Ummm… Yeah: Suns vs Nuggets Game Grades
The Nash-less Suns were an eyesore on the middle game of a back to back to back, and while some good…Read More
When You Lose an Easy Game a Suns Fans Cries: Suns vs Warriors Game Grades
Welcome to Phoenix fandom. The Suns blew a second half lead in what can only be called a creepy hurry.…Read More
Suns vs Bucks Game Preview: Once More, With Feeling
The Suns meet once again, in quite different circumstances. This time, it’s the Suns that are coming to the Bucks at the wrong end of a back-to-back. One constant, however, remains: No Andrew Bogut,…Read More
Suns vs Hawks Game Grades
I told you so! Never, ever, under any circumstance trust the Hawks. Don’t trust them to win, don’t trust them to lose, and don’t trust them to make good decisions. This thesis was confirmed…Read More
Suns vs Bobcats Grades
The Superbowl is over, and I’m coming back, fashionably late with grades for the win against the Bobcats. Marcin Gortat: A+ I wanted to give Marcin an A, considering he didn’t close the game, but it…Read More
Suns vs Rockets Game Grades or How To Kill a Team’s Momentum
Is That a Pulse I’m Sens… Nevermind. Another terrible game, highlighting the Suns ineptness, and Alvin Gentry’s inability to prepare a game plan. The Suns are running the same plays, making the…Read More
Suns vs Hornets Game Grades
I’m betting you’re wondering why the hell I do postgame grades on the next gameday. Well, first of all… I’m usually dead tired after the Suns are done playing, and I don’t really do a lot…Read More
Suns vs Mavs Game Grades
Marc Gasol: F I started with Marc Gasol for a reason. It was his knee that took Steve Nash out of this absolutely winnable game. Marcin Gortat: A+ Gortat played as well as he usually does. That’s all…Read More
Suns vs Grizzlies Grades
Ah, the Suns. So wonderfully hilarious. Just when you’re ready to give up on them, they pick themselves up, slap you in the face and say “SEE, WE CAN WIN SOMETIMES, IT’S NOT A TANK JOB YET!” So,…Read More
Suns vs Raptors Grades
Oh dear, I feel like puking again. The Suns lost to the Raptors, for the first time in Steve Nash’s second stint with the team. This was two days ago, and you’re getting my belated grades now. Steve…Read More
















