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Well, and there was one. Quarter. Kaboom. Suns-Thunder Game Grades

Marcin Gortat: A+ 28 points. That’s a career high. He also made all the good plays in the 4th quarter, when the rest of the team slipped into a coma. Steve Nash: A Great first half, no assists in…Read More

Suns vs Hawks Game Grades

I told you so! Never, ever, under any circumstance trust the Hawks. Don’t trust them to win, don’t trust them to lose, and don’t trust them to make good decisions. This thesis was confirmed…Read More

Suns vs Bobcats Grades

The Superbowl is over, and I’m coming back, fashionably late with grades for the win against the Bobcats. Marcin Gortat: A+ I wanted to give Marcin an A, considering he didn’t close the game, but it…Read More

Suns vs Rockets Game Grades or How To Kill a Team’s Momentum

Is That a Pulse I’m Sens… Nevermind. Another terrible game, highlighting the Suns ineptness, and Alvin Gentry’s inability to prepare a game plan. The Suns are running the same plays, making the…Read More

Suns vs Hornets Game Grades

I’m betting you’re wondering why the hell I do postgame grades on the next gameday. Well, first of all… I’m usually dead tired after the Suns are done playing, and I don’t really do a lot…Read More

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Suns vs Mavs Game Grades

Marc Gasol: F I started with Marc Gasol for a reason. It was his knee that took Steve Nash out of this…Read More

Suns vs Grizzlies Grades

Ah, the Suns. So wonderfully hilarious. Just when you’re ready to give up on them, they pick themselves…Read More

Suns vs Raptors Grades

Oh dear, I feel like puking again. The Suns lost to the Raptors, for the first time in Steve Nash’s…Read More

Farewell, Portland…

So I’m a couple days late, but what the hell…just thought I’d wrap up with a few thoughts…Read More

The (4/28) Quarterly Report (Q4 and beyond!)

So we open the fourth quarter with not one, but two pretty bogus loose-ball-foul calls against the Suns…and…Read More

The Quick PostGamer

I’m down to 8% battery!  Dear God, hurry the hell up!  Here’s the iphone notes from the…Read More

Portland takes Game 4! (Guest Blogger)

Well, Senor Sun-n-Gun had a domestic duty to attend to today in the land of McCain (it was moving day…Read More

What Just Happened? (4/20)

My immediate reaction?  Wow.  That was not the game I expected to see.  I mean, here’s what…Read More