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Lon Babby Not The Problem

Upon discovering that the Phoenix Suns extended Lon Babby’s contract through the 2014-2015 season, Planet Orange moaned and groaned in displeasure. To quote the extraordinarily loud Stephen A.…Read More

Patience Is Key For Phoenix

It’s not shocking that all of the sudden, the Phoenix Suns are up all in the trade rumors. Given the Suns current situation of not having a superstar, not having a franchise player, not having any stability whatsoever,…Read More

Suns Ranked 84th Among All Sports Franchises

The Phoenix Suns were recently ranked 84th among all professional sports franchises, from hockey to football to basketball and were ranked 102 in the category of ownership. Speaking of, Robert Sarver…Read More

All Sarver’s fault?

Robert Sarver known by many as the Suns owner and is also someone who’s taken nearly all the blame for the Suns shortcomings. Sarver’s sale of 1st round draft picks during Steve Nash’s…Read More

Locked Out, In Desperate Need of Basketball: What Would Sarver Do?

Robert Sarver… Ah, Robert effing Sarver, him and his bad spending fetish can drive you insane. Funnily enough, I understand him in a way. I mean, when I play my NBA 2k12, I love meself some pretty…Read More

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7 Seconds or Less: Sympathy for the David

With the lockout in full bloom, I present you with David Stern’s theme song, sung to the melody…Read More

Lockout Wars: A Fool’s (False?) Hope

Hope is the mother of fools – Polish proverb Life in Europe is a funny thing, especially when you…Read More

Leave Aaron Alone: Ending The Brooks Saga Once and For All

Imagine if the Suns had the 23rd overall draft pick they’d given up for Aaron Brooks along with Goran…Read More

Stop turning Steve Nash into ‘Melo.

The drumbeat steadily increases. With every unsavory Suns’ loss to a losing team, writers, fans,…Read More