7 Seconds (literally) or Less: Obvious Things are Obvious
In a shocking turn of events, the Suns decided to dump Vince Carter’s 18 million contract off the books, leaving the 4 million buyout to pay him off. That should put the Suns just under the cap,…Read More
Why Do We Boo?
When we feel most connected to our players, fandom takes on many of the qualities of parenthood. The emotional reaction to Brandon Roy’s ups and downs of late best illustrates that bond; when Roy…Read More
The Suns’ Clutch Problem
Steve Nash is fourth in the league in minutes played in clutch situations, according to 82games.com. 3 Suns (Nash, Channing Frye, and Grant Hill) are in the top 25 clutch-time minutes played. Anyway you…Read More
The Most Vince Carter Quote Ever
In this pre-game report from the unrivaled Paul Coro (seriously, rumors are that he’s the Highlander)*, Vince Carter gave his thoughts on the Suns’ 12-0 run to end Sunday’s loss against…Read More
Derrick Rose, LeBron James, and Vince Carter
Three things got under my skin the past few days: 1. The conversation about the supposed differences between “stats people” and…”eyeball people?” Sure, we’ll go with…Read More
Injuries Aplenty Against Milwaukee
While I often poke fun at Vince Carter, head injuries are one of the few things I’ll never make…Read More
7 Links or Less: 2/17
The Suns square off against the Dallas Mavericks tonight on TNT in the last game before the start of…Read More
Vince Carter Offensive Flowchart
Akis Yerocostas single-handedly destroyed NBA blogger productivity today. Inspired by a remark by Zach…Read More
Steve Nash Liberation Options
The more I think about the movement to Free Steve Nash, the more I realize how kind most NBA fans are.…Read More
Alvin Gentry is Keyser Söze
Or why Alvin Gentry is much, much smarter than I am. I played a lot of poker in college, and I saw my…Read More
Garnett/Frye: Cheap vs. Dirty
Much, much thanks to @blazersedge for uploading the video of what happened tonight in the Suns/Celtics game between Channing Frye and Kevin Garnett. Did you ever play fighting video games when you…Read More
Vince Carter is a Zombie.
Happy 34th birthday, Vince Carter! Please don’t eat my brain. The illustrious invention we call the internet is alight with “Happy Birthday!” wishes for Vince Carter. But I’m not…Read More







